When a girl (who is secretly a guy) starts scissoring another girl (who’s also secretly a guy,) and they both try to surprise penetrate at the same time but the cocks just end up bouncing off each other.
So I tried to fuck this chick but turns out it was a guy, so we just ended it in a French Sword Fight.
by QWERTYiOP56 October 10, 2018
Fighting ants is a term used in jail when you force yourself to stay awake because you have...
A. Repetitive nightmares
B. Visual hallucinations
A. Repetitive nightmares
B. Visual hallucinations
by SWAGGGGGGER21 August 1, 2019
When someone is angry and fighting with you over something that you find unnecessary to fight about.
Fighted- at victim: What’s up babe how was work?
Fighted-at perpetrator: Why the fuck are all these socks on the floor!?!?!
Fighted-at perpetrator: Why the fuck are all these socks on the floor!?!?!
by Mykey B. September 7, 2019
Jim: who made this picture, the aesthetics are so hard it punched me right in the face
Jun Hu: Yeah bro, that shit came straight out of the muay thai fight club
Jun Hu: Yeah bro, that shit came straight out of the muay thai fight club
by bishwantwata August 5, 2017
A Discord MMA server, ran by BoiledEggRoll. It’s main purpose is to roleplay using custom bot commands. It’s acronym is DFC.
“Yo you heard of the Discord Fighting Championship?”
“Tf is that?”
“It’s a discord server you moron”
“Tf is that?”
“It’s a discord server you moron”
by Donkey#0989 December 13, 2021
two or more people "fighting" but they are just throwing hands not fists
basically their arms are going everywhere in the fight and its hilarious.
these are mostly fights between girls.
basically their arms are going everywhere in the fight and its hilarious.
these are mostly fights between girls.
"she's such a spaghetti fighter. nevermind. this isn't even a fight. its just a handshake"
"aye this shit is boring"
"aye this shit is boring"
by bussyfarts July 22, 2021
A San Francisco pillow fight consists of a group of skinny-jean and scarf wearing dudes taking turns flogging each other with their yam bags. The victor is determined by whomever can withstand the most scrotes without blowing their nut guppies all over the place.
Oh man, I was involved in the most intense San Francisco pillow fight, the other day. By the end of it, it looked like a Cinnabon store exploded!
by Unicorn Squeezins November 27, 2021