Humpty Dumpty

When a someone is humping someone from the behind, and then carefully proceeds to take just the biggest dump on them. And I mean Taco Bell levels of crap, straight on the body. This could be intentional, but is usually accidental

Dude, how was sex last night?

Bro, I totally gave her the Humpty Dumpty last night!
That was totally sick!

by Gayvid2006 January 11, 2022

National Dumpster Day

National dumpster day happens on April 2nd it is a day where you jump to your nearest dumpster and find what values could be in there

Person 1: it's National Dumpster Day!
Person 2: Let me go get my dumpster diving shoes on!

by Peter Griffin445 January 24, 2022

cum dumpster

Somebody who is an absolute whore and just gets cum dummped in them.

Damn, John is such a cum dumpster.

by Dixie normus pp sghlong January 24, 2022

Cum Dumpster

Cum Dumpster is a word you call a hoe of a friend

Tattiana is such a Cum Dumpster

by Mythic_Shadow February 3, 2022

Cum-dumpster

Someone who takes all the load during sexual intercourses or conducts.

During a frat party, Akif became a cum-dumpster as everyone was spraying their semen on him.

by Suzy blea March 9, 2022

Dunkin' Dumpty

Also, "Dunkin' Brown." Fall onto one's own poop after excrement. First recorded in 2022, this term originally had the literal meaning of “dipping into poop.” The current everyday usage, however, transfers any physical fall to various kinds of poop or vomit.

As in Ryno dunkin' dumpty himself right after I let him out in the backyard, or I don't know what to do, Caleb just dunkin' browned himself in the bathroom.

by F. Jonas May 14, 2022

Humpty Dumpty

a fantasy for kids or a insult
its also a cannon but we dont talk about that

kid: " guys humpty dumpty is such a cool egg
teen: bro lookin like humpty dumpty with yo egg face bro

by humptiest dumpty May 16, 2022