cunt double

When a female porn star's vagina needs a break.

Female porn star, "my pussy is getting tired. Bring in the cunt double!"

by HamSolo February 12, 2012

Double Plumsey

When something good happens twice in a row.

on getting a star twice in a row on Mario Kart 64:

"Two stars! Double plumsey!"

by Toad10-6 July 29, 2012

Double Mystery

A type of shit that leaves you speculating whether you actually had one because:

A) It went down the U-Bend so went you look you can't see it.

B) The tissue is clean when you wipe

Both these together result in a double mystery and leave yourself questioning your own sanity.

Person 1: I just took a double mystery.
Person 2: How'd you know, you could have just thought you had a shit?

by OndaLash July 18, 2011

Double gay

Basically means straight. The two gays cancel each other out. If you actually tried to use it, thinking it means gay, you goofed up

Guy 1: I like playing volleyball
Guy 2: Lol that's a girl sport you double gay
Guy 1: Why yes, I am straight
Guy 2: FUCK!

by Anonymous, I guess June 5, 2018

double lapper

a single continuous piece of shit so long that it circles the toilet twice. Normally contains at least 3 days worth of shit. Results in a great sense of pride, and sometimes bloody ass

#1: Holy shit what the fuck stinks?
#2: I pulled a double lapper
#1: fucking a

by ThaOriginal January 24, 2005

double terror

The act of being stuck on the toilet with diarrhea while simultaneously throwing up into a trash bucket.

"Boy it sucks that little Ben got stuck with a case of the double terror."

by flyguy April 19, 2004

Double Orphan

When someone's family is killed taken to an orphanage, then the orphanage is killed.

Bob: Imagine not having a dad Dave.
Dave: I don't wanna hear it double orphan!

by MiggyHater69 March 20, 2021