Holographic Child

An alien pencil case from an unknown location. Usually consists of a prismacolour/holographic texture and insides made of pens, pencils, glues, highlighters, etc.

The Holographic Child belongs to Jesus and came when he descended from heaven.

by Quicksand Boy January 20, 2018

single child

An only child

Single children need sibilings.

by Catcher Freeman February 15, 2018

Child punchin pandas

A group of friends that like to make fun of each other and make odd jokes

They are like child punchin pandas making stupid jokes

by The one and only king savage December 29, 2016

Sin Child

The aftermath of having unmatrimonial sex. If two people decide to have sexual intercourse without getting married, and the female becomes pregnant, the child would be called a "Sin Child" or at older times would be called a "Bastard".

Person #1: Did you see Yasmine's daughter today?

Person #2: yeah

Person #3: Yasmine? Her parents aren't married, she must be a sin child!

by Latifah January 4, 2017

Child from the brown

When a guy ejaculates into another mans ass, another man then proceeds to fuck that man in the ass, thus smeering the previous mans semen on his penis. That man then inpregnates a woman with the first mans sperm.

Dang, we're gonna have a "Child from the brown" cause of my latest orgy.

by Bitch_wheres_my_tophat January 24, 2017

baby man child

It's a baby that looks like an old man. Or an adolescent male who attempts to act like he is grown but in turn appears even younger than he is.

Google Image "baby jesus baroque paintings" and you'll see

(ex. 1)
Ben: Did you see that baby over there? Totally looks like an old man!
Jerry: That's a baby man child!

(ex. 2)
Amy: That freshman over there thinks he's so cool, he's bragging about how many girls he got with last night.
Caleb: It makes him seem like he's still in middle school, such a baby.
Cara: That makes him a baby man child!

by your.hugh.jass September 26, 2013

Hair Child

that wad/ball of hair at the bottom of the tub/sink when you get done doing your own hair.

*gets done doing hair* "Aww man! Look at the size of that hair child in the drain!"

by mattchick February 21, 2012