Cassandra Nova? a megalomaniacal psychotic asshole, a finger-licking dead inside pixie slab, a third rate dime store nut milk, and I'll tell you what she can do, she can lick my goddamn cinnamon ring clean and kick rocks all the way to bald hell. In fact, I don't give a shit if she removes all my skin and pops me like some nightmarish blood balloon if the last thing I do in this godforsaken cum gutter existence is light that fuck box on fire I still won't die happy. That's right Wade, I won't be happy until I've urinated on her freshly barbecued corpse and husk fucked the charred remains while gargling Juggernaut's Jugger Nuts, and you can quote me.
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-Also known as the last words of the great sweet baby Johnny storm.
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1. a. To blatantly ignore a serious topic in a group text conversation by posting something unrelated and often jarringly insensitive.
1. b. The act of derailing a serious group chat with a flippant or inappropriate comment, image, or meme.
Etymology:
The term is a neologism, with its origins yet to be definitively traced.
Usage:
The word is primarily used in informal, digital communication to describe a specific social faux pas committed in a group messaging context.
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1. a. To blatantly ignore a serious topic in a group text conversation by posting something unrelated and often jarringly insensitive.
1. b. The act of derailing a serious group chat with a flippant or inappropriate comment, image, or meme.
Etymology:
The term is a neologism, with its origins yet to be definitively traced.
Usage:
The word is primarily used in informal, digital communication to describe a specific social faux pas committed in a group messaging context.
"The group chat was in the middle of a serious discussion about last night's alarming events, but then Greg cassidied the entire conversation by posting a meme about a cat wanting a cheeseburger."
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