Quote from the video game Mass Effect, spoken by Nihlus. Used to unenthusiastically congratulate someone.
Joker: Drift, just under 1500K.
Nihlus: Fifteen hundred is good. Your captain will be pleased.

Mort: Holy crap! I got into MIT!
Mort's Father: MIT is good. Your captain will be pleased.
by Nihlus November 19, 2010
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This means that gibby is your father and Trisha Paytas is your momma. Jake Paul is your God and shronk is the devil!
Swaggy Captain Gina Diaz Malone Seavey get over here the children are burning!
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Pulling your cock in a furious manner while locked in your bedroom after telling your parents that you have gone upstairs to 'watch Star Trek'!
"I am just off to bed mum as Star Trek is coming on and you want to watch Grey's Anatomy. Tonight it is my favourite episode when the Star Ship Enterprise is Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5!"

"It's alright son, you can just say your having a wank!"
by Johnny 2 Sheds! May 29, 2009
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A phrase used to describe the state of the penis.

When an uncircumcised penis head rolls out of the foreskin.

Derived from the explorer, Robert Falcon Scott who ventured to Antarctica in 1912.
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Captain whip out

Long time friend or employer who is notorious for whipping his wang out on your girl when your not around. But your his boi his homie or the backbone of buisness and this is your repayment.
Well if it isn't captain whip out!

Captain whip out: look out man ,whipping it out man preferably with a cowboy hat and a YEE HAW!
by Hubcity turtle September 01, 2016
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Captain greytooth

A gypo from the waterside area with the greyest teeth anyone ever did see
His teeth are so grey he’s like captain greytooth
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CAPTAIN DUCK

captain duck y is there 2 of us the hell
by CAPTAIN-DUCK August 02, 2020
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