beer laundering

when your contribution to a beer cooler is of shitty quality and not up to par of present beer in said cooler. yet you think you're in.

"hey, what the fuck are you doing, you beer laundering muther fucking piece of shit???" why do you put natty ice in with sam adam's and expect to drink good beer?

by kalua salad bar. May 22, 2010

Bath beer

Drinking Blue Moon Belgian-Style Wheat Ale while taking a relaxing bath.

Time for some relaxation time with my bath beer and candles.

by Sugaronthebeach August 28, 2019

beer point

In Ultimate Frisbee, a point that is played while all team members hold open cans of beer.

"Did you see that beer point we played at the last tourney?"

"Yeah! Everyone was so open!"

by purplezebra March 19, 2010

Beer Monocle

When you are going to sleep with someone unattractive, but you are just drunk enough to not care.

Yo you are way out of Sarah's league.
Yeah, I know. I Just had my Beer Monocle on.

by stoneystupidface April 8, 2018

Beer Captain

In "high level" recreational hockey in Canada the term "Beer Captain" is used to describe an individual of importance or influence on a team. The Beer Captain is both the captain of his respective team (typically commissioned with selecting his squad on a given week) and more importantly - is assigned to pick up the beer.

It is considered on of the highest honors to bestowed on an individual in Canada.

Reggie made a rookie mistake by only bringing a dozen when he was selected as Beer Captain

by Lochwood May 12, 2014

beer tumor

another name for a beer belly or spare tire around one's waist

Look at the beer tumor on Joe. He's been drinking a six pack a day for years.

by CowboyFanboy September 26, 2017

replacement beers

Beers that you buy in a bodega or gas station across the street from the hotel the next day to replace the beers you drank from the minibar.

We crushed all the beers in the mini bar last night, but they are like eight bucks, so before we checked out we went and got some replacement beers at the Seven 11 across the street.

by urban blight May 7, 2009