Kak-Attack

A sudden and urgent need to poop so badly that all activities must be paused immediately. Often strikes without warning, leaving the victim scrambling for the nearest toilet like their life depends on it. The term comes from “kak” (meaning poop in Albanian) and “attack” (as in a full-on, no-mercy strike).

Invented by the three Fejzullai brothers, this term has become the go-to expression for those unexpected, high-stakes bathroom emergencies.

"Bro I was halfway through the gym session when I got hit with a full-blown Kak-Attack… I barely made it to the bathroom!"

by Jiqzaw April 10, 2025

Shart Attack

When a group of guys go out to eat at a greasy buffet for the purpose of giving themselves diharrea. As their stomachs hurt worse, they take turns farting as hard as they can until one unlucky soul shits his pants in front of his friends.

"It was a wild night out with the boys, Will totally lost the Shart Attack"

by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022

Splat-Attack syndrome

splat attack syndrome

noun

The act of acting innocent, shy, cute and/or miserable for attention ons social media and denying you're doing it.

Wow, he posts that artwork and says it's bad, but he knows it isn't. He probably want people to compliment him. Clearly a solid case of Splat-Attack syndrome

by Mr Malt February 9, 2018

Dark attack

Having a sudden and often unexpected hit of depression, resentment, bitterness, anger and other negative thoughts and emotions

- Why is Asbjorn suddenly sitting alone and quiet in the corner over there?
- Oh, he's only having a dark attack. As I was saying (...)

by Onomatopoetikon March 17, 2024

Ninja Attack

1. when someone comes completely out of nowhere during a race or any other event.

2. fighting a single person or a group of people like ninja

"That guy was in last place for the race but he just Ninja Attacked us."

by y.cole June 15, 2012

Sack Attack

When one’s scrotum goes rogue

Sorry I couldn’t to the meeting today, I felt a sack attack coming on and decided not to risk it.

by medium_dipper December 7, 2021

The Jack Attack

A special martial arts move where the attacker pulls down the opponents pants and proceeds to pull on his pubic hair.

whoa look at that guy hes doing The Jack Attack

by bigdaddie43 January 30, 2025