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69 ways to say penis

1. penis
2. dick
3. cock
4. johnson
5. phallus
6. pp
7. cummer
8. erector
9. 8==D
10. pisser
11. natural dildo
12. reproducer
13. ejaculator
14. meat
15. beef jerky
16. cylinder
17. master
18. fucker
19. penith
20. peen
21. pent
22. pentanyl
23. pencil
24. pen
25. pentagon
26. peepee
27. peep
28. peeper
29. pepper
30. dr pepper
31. hand abused child
32. golf club
33. hockey stick
34. stick
35. third leg
36. dickballs
37. lightsaber
38. peer
39. fella
40. lil fella
41. thing
42. member
43. dong
44. ding dong
45. dingaling
46. ding dong ditch
47. dingle
48. meat cigar
49. bottle
50. water bottle
51. jizzer
52. jizzler
53. firework
54. assfucker
55. pussyfucker
56. vaginafucker
57. pregnator
58. babymaker
59. breadwinner
60. bread
61. banana
62. eggplant
63. carrot
64. zucchini
65. cucumber
66. jalapeño
67. jalapeñis
68. tube
69. tunnel
wow, i never knew there were so many ways to say penis! 69 ways to say penis?
by starry da great February 12, 2025
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Say No To Crack

Your ass-crack's showing for all to see.
Yo, say no to crack!
What?
Your butt-crack's out. Pull your pants up or get a belt dude.
by goofygarfieldenjoyer February 25, 2025
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Adam Al-Sayed

Verb. Borne from a random tweet about a regionally famous singer/songwriter/guitar player that went viral, the phrase to "Adam Al-Sayed" someone is to intentionally blame a woman for one's problems--while also coincidentally having his problems solved by his mother.
"Man, Adam Al-Sayed replaced that girl's name in the school yearbook with "bitch" and got away with it because his mother freaked out! What a slippery bro! I wonder if he even did it?"
by Irene V March 28, 2025
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oikawa._.says._.hi

A TikToker with over 1k very cool 😎, and nice I think. I haven’t met her/him/them in real life but I enjoy they’re videos. If you’re wondering my add is hatsune_miku_fancam
Oikawa._.says._.hi posted a new video.
by Mikus_cousin June 28, 2021
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Say Infinity Stone (Thursday Morning)

A play on the song Say Amen (Saturday Night) by Panic! at the Disco written by Shrek Shady! at the Disco
by Sarah Smiles February 14, 2019
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