The exact same as angry pirate only not only do you ejaculate into her eye, you ejaculate on her face also, you then take out your (previously) shaved pubic hair and shove it on her face, using the semen as glue. you then proceed with the angry pirate and voila! an angry pirate with a beard!
(sucking noises)...(jizz in eye and on face)
girl: WTF?
(smother hair on face)
girl: WTF?? (stands up)
(kick in shin)
girl: arrgghaaow!
You: AH angry bearded pirate!
girl: WTF?
(smother hair on face)
girl: WTF?? (stands up)
(kick in shin)
girl: arrgghaaow!
You: AH angry bearded pirate!
by 12432425 April 22, 2009
When you blow your load on a girls face while she is on her back and it goes up her nose and down her throat. Making her act like an angry dragon all night as she can't get it out.
I gave Steph a reverse angry dragon last night on accident, she kept coughing and complaining all night.
by grizz017 July 17, 2014
by Dark Chaos December 11, 2004
When a girl is giving a guy head while he's standing up, he cums in her mouth and she spits it in his eye. He will let out a grunt after which the girl kicks him in his shin giving him a "peg leg" and watches him hop around like a pirate.
"Last night after I gave Jerry head I gave him an angry bitch pirate and spit that shit in his eye."
by Muttwilliams June 11, 2008
A combination of the Abe Lincoln and Angry Dragon. When getting head and nearing climax, shove your cock into her throat, making the cum and her cough come out of her nose. The cum will run down her upper lip and chin. Proceed to throwing your saved stash of shaven pubic hair onto her face, creating a full beard. She will probably be pretty damn angry when she wakes up.
by Got patron in my cup October 19, 2006
A person who is in the center of a Circle Jerk bent over pivoting around to service the circle jerkers, however at the time of ejaculation, the cirlce jerkers give the pivot man an angry pirate.
"Dude, right when I came, i shot in his eye and kicked him in the shin... oh yeah, i made him an angry pivot man."
by Knvt November 06, 2009
A fat overweight man who's mad at the world and suffer from asperger's syndrome and hair loss. A grotesque sight to behold and angry at everyone around them including their own mother whom they make life a living hell for.
by swims9 July 11, 2008