alaskan mimosa

When you mix draft beer with orange juice.

It was a tough day at work I could really go for an Alaskan mimosa.

by Red ,White, and Kyle October 11, 2020

Alasdology

The act of understanding complex, intelligent people who often struggle to communicate.

Alasdology really helped me to understand how my friend thought and dealt with his emotions

by AlexAlexUKK October 24, 2020

alaskansnail

a being of pure aim and stupidity can be slow or fast but not in between

that man is an alaskansnail

by anonymous October 27, 2020

alaskan rat

when person A put's his/her nogin into another one's anus. Person B will shit into person's A mouth. Then they would both suck on the turd until it disolves. Turning the turd into what seems to be a rat with 20 STDS.

omg i wanna alaskan rat that sexy matteo

by ppman24 November 25, 2020

Alaskan Bobsledders

A group of close mates who gather to consume the sweet Peruvian powder cocaine. Hitting the slopes with such ferocity Pablo Escobar shakes in his grave. consuming more 8 balls than a pool table at the local dive bar, Alaskan Bobsledders kingdom is the handicap stall. They do not take bumps, but have rather adopted the practice of the Caprisun, a straw directly into the bag.

"I couldn't take a shit at the bar all night, the Alaskan Bobsledders were in town and wouldn't leave the stalls"

by SenorChooch November 26, 2020

Alaskan Exfoliation

The act of laying on the floor, bending ones legs over their head, and shitting on ones own face, like how sewage dribbles out of New York sewage pipes.

Man I got so bored last night I gave myself an Alaskan Exfoliation.

by anonfoxer December 3, 2020

alaskan escalator

The sexual act of having anal sex with your partner or interest then hold their arms back while you ride them down the stairs

I cant believe Emily let me do the Alaskan escalator to her I hope her jaw is ok.

by Neji512 December 13, 2020