Canadian Thanksgiving

A Canadian Thanksgiving is when you and a group of friends break into a basketball arena to jerk off on a poster of the 2019 Golden State Warriors while everyone does their best Kawhi Leonard media day laugh impersonation. The last person to finish has to bury any evidence of the crime under a Canadian School. If the crime goes unpunished for a generation, a successful Canadian Thanksgiving has occurred.

Gordon’s Kawhi laugh was so good last night I couldn’t finish and had to take the bag of DNA to Kamloops to bury for the Canadian Thanksgiving.

by Funkmaster Gordon November 21, 2023

Canadian Maverick

When Justin Bieber gives/receives a chex-job to/from Sarah Palin. May result in anal problems in the future.

I saw Justin Bieber get a Canadian Maverick from Sarah Palin on TV last night. It was AMAZING.

by Fudreaux October 19, 2011

Canadian FlapJack

Giving a blowjob to a Canadian man that smells faintly of maple syrup.

“I went to Vancouver over spring break and gave a Canadian flapjack during a concert.”

by TyrannicalPenguin November 30, 2018

Canadians

You can eat Canadians

Snakes do not like Canadians

You can eat Canadian eggs

Canadians cannot fly

Many Canadians will eat baby rats

Canadians are not venomous

Canadians do not have 7 legs

Canadians are very sorry

Canadians have vocal chords

Canadians do not have webbed feet

“Did you see those Canadians?”

“Yeah I bet they’re sorry.”

by AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH July 24, 2021

Canadian Mountain Pig

The complete opposite of a Florida Ditch Pig

Dane is so cool! He is my Canadian Mountain Pig

by SputnikTheCat July 23, 2018

Canadian Thanksgiving

When one continually apologizes during sex or any sexual act.

Nice guy but when he took me home it’s was a real Canadian Thanksgiving “Oh baby oh baby, I’m sorry. Thank you, that’s the spot, I’m sorry”

by Eldon John October 7, 2021

canadian budgie

Canadian budgie, aka the chickadee, is a small, hardy, fast-flying mostly seed-eating bird native to North America that is very tame around people and will readily take seeds from an open hand. They are as common and annoying as budgies are (in their homeland of Australia) hence the nickname, Canadian budgie.

'Damn Canadian budgies were hazing me and my camera when I was trying to get shots of them at the feeder!'

by snaffles January 2, 2017