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Clutch pipe

A clutch pipe is someone who talks about cars and is generally obsessed with machinery but is not a mechanic. A person can also be a clutch pipe by going off on one about any subject that they know the other person doesn't know too much about.
"That guy is a complete clutch pipe."
"He just clutch piped me."
by Clutchpipekilla September 4, 2014
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Pipe Dream

A concept that is Invented in one’s head, but in all actuality, has 0% chance of working-

This term is generally used when one meets their own fate “biting more than one can chew.”

A.K.A “Eyes Bigger Than Stomach Syndrome.”
Me: Man! That dude! He had a pipe dream that he could actually beat me!

Friend: (Witness)- Wow! He swallowed his own teeth!

Me: I expected more of a fight- I think he swallow his teeth-
by yourface019 January 10, 2021
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Pipe

Aye dude, this girl wants to pipe this weekend, I'm so stoked!
Awh shit, here we go again.
by Nipple Cream Dealer June 10, 2019
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pumping the pipes

We were outside during the party pumping the pipes.
by Nykimeow July 21, 2021
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earliest pipe

Morning wood, hard erection in the morning, very common with birds
Yo dude, did you see that birds earliest pipe.
by Plumber Mario February 13, 2018
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Laying pipe

the act of sticking your hog into a swamp donkey
Person 1:Jack was laying pipe last night.

Person 2: idk what that means. My autism prevents me from understanding euphemisms.

Person 1: it's okay. He had sexual intercouse with someone with XX chromosomes.
by Omencaptains June 13, 2024
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Pipe

by Bardownbender November 24, 2023
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