Bread

One of the best fucking foods in the world, if you don't like bread then you can go f*ck yourself

Person 1: I'm hungry
Person 2: Me too
Person 1: Wanna chow down on some bread
Person 2: Ew no! Bread is horrible
Person 1: Get out of my face

by BreadMan1.2.3.4.5 July 25, 2023

Bread Theory

If one person in a relationship really likes bread and the other dosen't, it's a really good sign the relationship will go places. If both parties like bread or dislike bread there is a great possibility it won't go as well.

Meghan: I love bread

Shawn: I hate bread

Tomás: due to the Bread theory they are perfect for eachother

by Nicheis October 16, 2023

Knockout Bread

A piece of bread that has hardened to become as hard as a rock that you resort to biting into after waking up hungry with no food in the house.

I think I just broke my toof on a piece of knockout bread!

by NOTHINGEATSNOTHING October 6, 2024

sizzler bread

a divine creation only meant to be eaten by the chosen ones. there are few and scarce amounts left in the world and a rare resource must be savoured.

"oh my god, I've found it. The legendary sizzler bread"

by Scandurralover9000 August 7, 2022

National Staple Bread to Tree day

A day where you and your friends go out and staple bread to trees. the day is june 29th

hey it’s june 29th

Omg it’s National Staple Bread to Tree day

by graeme Cock June 24, 2022

Chicken Butt Bread

The combination of ingredients stuffed in a chickens butt before baking to create what’s commonly known as stuffing. This is then consumed alongside the roast chicken. Breadcrumbs is usually a main ingredient.

Clarice, please pass the chicken butt bread to spread on my bread.

by Ottertwunk March 9, 2022

The bread pudding effect

When you make a recipe for your friends or family that turns out a bit *too* good. They then associate you with said recipe and insistently demand that you make it for them at as many special occasions as possible. It can become very annoying very quickly.

Named after a dessert called bread pudding, praised for its simplicity and incredible flavor.

1: "UUGHHH! I hate the bread pudding effect!"
2: "Uh... what?"
1: "I made some bread pudding for my sister's birthday party last week. It turned out incredibly well, but now it's all she ever talks about with me! She keeps asking me to make more of it for her and asking me to bring some to more events and... ugh, it's so annoying."
2: "Bread pudding is indeed really quite nice! Ya know... you could probably persuade her to pay you for more of it in the future."
1: "That-- ...that's not a bad idea, actually. Hm!"

by Inlovewithabsol December 23, 2023