The act of checking to see that all of the women are present and accounted for, especially in the instance of needing to enter the womens restroom.
My coworker was looking for me at work today, he found me and mentally counted me, did a "woman count" and then deemed it safe to enter the womens restroom.
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Woman "Look at my tits. Give me all your money."
Man "Ok!"
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Hym 😑 "You know what? Screw it. 🔨 Give me the money. Give it!"
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Man "Ok!"
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Hym 😑 "You know what? Screw it. 🔨 Give me the money. Give it!"
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not to be confused with a "trans woman"
- a male with gender dysphoria (a dysphoric depression-like mental illness), of which the individual has a strong desire to be a woman and will possibly seek irreversible experimental treatments such as;
- HRT (hormone replacement treatment)
- Cosmetic surgery (previously incorrectly called "sex reassignment surgery", and later changed to "gender affirmation surgery") to appear more feminine.
However, regardless of political opinion... a person's biological sex cannot be changed.
A WOMAN is born a 'GIRL' (a young female human). She will go through puberty where her body will naturally develop into an adult.
Females are generally born with XX chromosomes (without the "Y" chromosome). They are born with female anatomy (ie. a vagina, ovaries, uterus...), which will enable them the ability to produce children. given she doesn't have any female infertility problems.
Some females may be born with chromosomal abnormalities ( aka intersex conditions), where their chromosomal sequence may be a single "X" or "XXX" - this may cause her phenotype (observable/physical traits) to look a bit different, although the rule is the same....
women can only produce large ova (eggs), NOT small ova (sperm).
Adulthood is when a person (a male, or in this case a female) reaches full sexual maturity. (This is typically at 18 years old, but this may vary in forms of law, depending on what age a country deems appropriate).
not to be confused with a "trans woman"
- a male with gender dysphoria (a dysphoric depression-like mental illness), of which the individual has a strong desire to be a woman and will possibly seek irreversible experimental treatments such as;
- HRT (hormone replacement treatment)
- Cosmetic surgery (previously incorrectly called "sex reassignment surgery", and later changed to "gender affirmation surgery") to appear more feminine.
However, regardless of political opinion... a person's biological sex cannot be changed.
A WOMAN is born a 'GIRL' (a young female human). She will go through puberty where her body will naturally develop into an adult.
Females are generally born with XX chromosomes (without the "Y" chromosome). They are born with female anatomy (ie. a vagina, ovaries, uterus...), which will enable them the ability to produce children. given she doesn't have any female infertility problems.
Some females may be born with chromosomal abnormalities ( aka intersex conditions), where their chromosomal sequence may be a single "X" or "XXX" - this may cause her phenotype (observable/physical traits) to look a bit different, although the rule is the same....
women can only produce large ova (eggs), NOT small ova (sperm).
Adulthood is when a person (a male, or in this case a female) reaches full sexual maturity. (This is typically at 18 years old, but this may vary in forms of law, depending on what age a country deems appropriate).
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