Robert

Has a huge penis and leaves a fat fucking shit wherever he goes.

Haaken: "Robert's penis is so big, I've literally seen it twice."

Jack: "I once saw him hop a fence both pre and post shit, and with the slightest of ease."

Matt: "Robert is definitely into vore or is at least a UPS worker."

by Archer Jaxx December 21, 2020

Robert Tan Swee Meng

Robert is the best beer buddy you can ask for. A beer connoisseur, Robert is able to identify the name, date of production, and alcohol level of a beer just from a simple whiff. He is known for being labelled as SG's #1 Beer Drinker, having received a doctorate in 'Beer Studies'. He is often seen in the District 19 area sipping beer with his fellow friends- Charles Davin Martin the Third, Johnathan Chua Jiang Sun, Bernard de Bern Von Papi da Degaré (alcohol-free beer), and Albert Wong See Beng.

My wife just left me, I'm gonna Robert Tan Swee Meng tonight.

by albertwongseebeng October 29, 2022

Robert

A sweet slippery guy. He'll be the butter to your bread. Meaning his slippery dick will slide right into your soft bready hole. Robert is the kinda guy to have a threesome with your mom and sister just cuz he's so cool. Robert is also sexualy fluid so he'll get in whenever and with whoever. That includes youre dad, brother, pet dog and cousins. Robert loves everyone and everyone loves Robert. <3

Person 1: Robert totaly slid into my mom last night
Person 2: That happened to me to

by Cheese Balls 22 August 2, 2022

Zoe roberts

The meaning of life

I found the meaning of life and its Zoe roberts

by Riffwaffle August 29, 2022

Robert

His shlong is so big you would think it was the Eiffel Tower. He has the sexiest body of anyone and has porn star potential. He pulls all the hoes. (even the black ones)

Robert? Fuck without hesitation!!!

by OhYeahDaddy12 April 4, 2023

robert powell

a human who looks like freaking jesus but HE IS NOT

person1: hey who is that dude who looks like jesus?
person2: robert powell

by imabananadudedontalktomeh April 25, 2022

Robert Joseph

A great human being who doesn’t know how worth. Has a huge heart and when it is broken he has an anger that you cannot calm down. Had a very hard life growing up which has made him tough and at times emotionless but will always apologize when he realizes his faults.

Stop messing around or I’ll sick Robert Joseph on you.

by Fryz775 November 30, 2020