Whale

A big/fat/obese girl.

Hey bro let go to the bar and holler at whales.

by Kc crazy one January 22, 2025

Whale Counting

An activity for college hipsters to participate in while they are drinking tea or smoking hookah. It involves wearing epically colorful sweaters and listening to indie music.

Hey! Remy and I are going to go whale counting at the shore as we drink cups of darjeeling, wanna come?

by incroyable May 22, 2009

Exploding Whale

When a small government fucks something up.

"That twenty six thousand dollar golf simulator sure is an exploding whale."

by Jack Oughoften November 12, 2020

AoMail Whale

Someone who plays too many gatcha games and spend countless amount of money for no reason on badly designed games to drain your bank account

AoMail Whale: "Mail plays genshin and honkai. He waste alot of money by playing the game.. Hence he is a Whale"

by DetectiveInstigator February 28, 2024

Orange Whale Owner

The one person on Earth that can make 99% of what comes out of his mouth a "cool story bro" story. Also has the capabilities of a chem god, but is too bogged down with stories that are deemed "cool stories," that his potential is flustered and dormant.

Orange Whale Owner: "I love wikipedia because I love telling cool stories bro. I love telling cool stories because I love wikipedia. Greatest revelation of my life."

Friend: "Cool story bro"

by ICECHART September 8, 2012

whaling

To utter a prolonged, inarticulate, mournful cry, usually high-pitched or clear-sounding, as in grief or suffering. Similar to wailing but this applies to fat, ugly leftards NPCs.

The whaling of the NPCs after Trump's victory is a sign of TDS.

by Mr T squared January 26, 2020

Homosexual Whale

An easily offended fat person who is most often gay.

Listen dude no offence but you were being such a homosexual whale back there

by Whalejokesatyou November 13, 2016