wet elisha

When you’re watching shrek 4 and you’re beating your mother fucking cock off and the ports potty flips over because off how windy it is and the wind blows your piss on your shoes so you have to fuck a hill and cum inside of it and dig the cum out of the hole and eat while singing all star.

Fuck dude I just pulled the hardest wet Elisha last night in the janitors motherfucking closet

by Trashboat21 February 3, 2019

wet finish

An alternative to the popular and arguably overused term "happy ending," "wet finish" conjures images of the skilled craftsperson, having applied masterful technique to each stage of the build, ultimately reaching the point of final flourish.

For physical therapy sessions at that price, you'd think they'd include a wet finish!

by schmayele June 17, 2019

Wet micheal

A wet micheal is a polka dot beach towel, covered in whale semen that is dried in the sun for 72 hours.

I’m going to hit you with my wet micheal if you don’t stop right now!

by Bubble_bee_outside May 10, 2022

Tommi Wet

Tommi Wet is the juice from tinned tomatoes

When in a breakfast cafe ordering a sandwich and you want for example bacon, egg and tomato but you don't want the lumps of tomato you can ask for "Bacon egg and Tommi wet"

by Norton Canes August 9, 2019

wet Benjy

A prison lesbian (who more or less happens to be wet).

My friend is a wet Benjy.

by leavemealonebenjy October 31, 2011

go wet

The act of the female anatomy getting wet. The moment in which a women can feel herself get wet just at the thought of engaging in sexual activity with a certain person.

I instantly go wet for Kendrick Lamar. He is so fucking sexy.

by QueenAria April 14, 2018

Wet Willying

pissing and subsequently masturbating then pissing, and so on, to make the penis wet.

"This is the best Wet Willying session I have ever had the pleasure of enjoying."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023