vagina explorer

one who explores the vagina for treasure.

"dude what a fucking vagina explorer he was in her shit for about an hour lookin for the g-spot"

other guy: "what a dick wrangler"

by eugene s May 22, 2007

open vagina

very gapped vagina that no one wants

open vagina

by justin_88888 December 12, 2014

Jesus Vagina

A creative and exciting assortment of words used to express extreme surprise, anger, or any other type of emotion.

"Jesus vagina what the fuck was that?!"

"Jesus vagina that chick was fugly!"

by Naybby-bne January 04, 2010

vagina burger

a swear word, so perverse, so nonsensical, and so super-fly that it will pretty much dominate any other swear and make anyone who hears it wet their pants INSTANTANEOUSLY.

(awkward silence) "vagina burger!" (awkwarder silence)

"awww, vagina burger."

"VAGINA BURGER, YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!!!!"

"hey vagina burger, i'm sorry to hear about your brother dying and shit."

by joe queer-beer November 19, 2007

Iron Vagina

When a girl is extremely prude and no guy is able to get with her, she is said to have an "Iron Vagina." Hence the name, the vag is impermeable to any male body parts (i.e. dick, fingers, etc.)and acts as if there is a extremely thick sheet of iron covering it, warding off any and all brave, unwanted invaders.

-"Dude, did you get with that hot chick last night, she was so gone"
-"Nah bro, she had such an iron vagina it was un-fucking-believable. i just went home and beat off...western grip"
-"to her?"
-"..yeah"
-"using facebook?!"
-"ye-..uh........no?"

by mr35act April 02, 2009

Loose vagina

When a women/girl is turned on there vagina gets looser and wetter. Once turned off there vagina will go back to normal regular size it will never change .

You have a loose vagina

by Sarah000 March 10, 2016

Vagina Eye

slang for pussy or faggot

"Stop being such a fucking vagina eye!"

by Marcus Quincy February 08, 2007