Urban Dictionary

What your looking at right now.

Person 1: I’m such a retard so ima search up “Urban Dictionary” on Urban Dictionary!

Person 2: what a fucking retard

by no u nob April 27, 2019

Urban Dictionary

Where words that are too badass for normal dictionaries go.

You can only look up words like"Kardashian" "Brony" "PETA" "Weeaboo" and "David" in the Urban Dictionary because normal dictionaries just can't handle them.

by The Allapaca December 25, 2015

urban dictionary

The coolest dictionary in the world.

"hey devon do you wanna chill and use urban dictionary?"

by kamode96 March 23, 2016

Urban Dictionary

Where you go when a whore fucks a literal retard in the group home you work and pretends she isn't doing that.

Why are you on Urban Dictionary?

A whore fucked a retard. What's your excuse?

Oh... Shit. I don't have one. I must be some kind of semi-retarded filth. Did you use it before the whore fucked the retard?

No. I literally wouldn't be here if 1. The whore had just done her job and not fucked the retard 2. Dealt with the consequences of fucking the retard 3. I didn't need a detailed account of why I murdered everyone 4. Need to prove that all of the people around me are garbage.

Wow..... I'm just as bad as the worthless cripple aren't I?

Yes. You are.

by Hym Iam December 3, 2020

Urban Dictionary

Obviously, anything that has to do with weed or sex.

i was on urban dictionary and looked up bette midler and whatta ya know it is a sex move now!

by The Gold Shadow June 10, 2009

Urban Dictionary

Proper noun. An online dictionary website geared towards defining slang terms, with definitions based on user-submitted content.

I searched up the definition for this word on Urban Dictionary.

by jpnerens March 3, 2015

Urban Dictionary

This site.

The Urban Dictionary is what you are on right this moment.

by coveredinflies May 2, 2011