Urban Dictionary

Where you go when a whore fucks a literal retard in the group home you work and pretends she isn't doing that.

Why are you on Urban Dictionary?

A whore fucked a retard. What's your excuse?

Oh... Shit. I don't have one. I must be some kind of semi-retarded filth. Did you use it before the whore fucked the retard?

No. I literally wouldn't be here if 1. The whore had just done her job and not fucked the retard 2. Dealt with the consequences of fucking the retard 3. I didn't need a detailed account of why I murdered everyone 4. Need to prove that all of the people around me are garbage.

Wow..... I'm just as bad as the worthless cripple aren't I?

Yes. You are.

by Hym Iam December 3, 2020

Urban Dictionary

A great place to learn! We should all be thankful for!

Yo, Urban dictionary is amazing!
Oh dude! It is fleek!

by The amaze lover March 5, 2017

Urban Dictionary

what people like me post stuff on all day

instead of doing something productive, michelle posts on urban dictionary!

by aksdkasld June 16, 2018

Urban Dictionary

A website dedicated to people who want to justify spelling and grammar errors.

I spelled 'psych' correctly! See, it's here in Urban Dictionary as 'S.Y.K.E'.

by MattDave December 6, 2016

Urban Dictionary

Pure Awesomeness

fb status: "im on Urban Dictionary!"

comment: "that is so cool!"

by the NINJA Cheesecake December 13, 2010

Urban Dictionary

Proper noun. An online dictionary website geared towards defining slang terms, with definitions based on user-submitted content.

I searched up the definition for this word on Urban Dictionary.

by jpnerens March 3, 2015

The Urban Dictionary

a fucking joke

Wanna hear a joke? The urban dictionary.
lmao u fucking suck at jokes

by RedTheCat September 27, 2020