Turkey Time

The time in which one consumes 101 proof Wild Turkey bourbon whiskey.

Chris: What you drinkin
Matt: I haven't blacked out in awhile... It's Turkey Time.
Justin: Have fun with that, I'm taking a nap.

by ohiouparty September 23, 2011

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Turkey Ham war

war between stupid ham and awesome turkey. Turkey will obviously win and is predicted to win by me(the dictionary)

Turkey ham war should take over everything ever. lunchboxes, backpacks, sandwiches.

by Iggy the Spacepirating Astronaut Bountyhunter Plumbbot ninja. December 1, 2006

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turkey neck

When u have a huge flap of skin hanging ya double chinned fuck

when my teacher Ms. Dubois use to walk to the phone with her mouth open and her head bobbing like a fucking pigeon you could tell she sucked many a cock in her day

by heywood jablome January 3, 2005

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Jive Turkey Co. is a multidimensional company dedicated to quality service in snowsport, apparel, video and graphic design.

Welcome to the new age. This is a new interweb and we intend to dominate it.

jiveturkeyco.com

~Snowsport
We are the snowsport. Anything snow, we are there. We come from the Midwest. A tough rugged and disgusting place to ski and ride. Our mts. (hills) literally consist of old garbage dumps, rock quarries, and large enough natural hills to justify a chairlift. The conditions are always less than perfect. The Midwest offers icy, cold as hell, slushy, warm, muddy, and tiny resorts. This is home. Not only do we actually ride this shit, we fucking love it!

~Video
Here at Jive Turkey, we provide a video service designed for YOUR personal needs! Such as: private events, commercials, auditions, video design, and much more!

~GFX (graphics)
YOU + US X GFX = Jive Turkey
Jive Turkey specializes in custom graphics. We will work with YOU through the entire creative process. Our GFX specialties include: logos, banners, album art, stickers, flyers, ads, your face and much more!

~Apparel
We design and sell our very own apparel. T-shirts, Hoodies, Hats, and anything we can think of... Maybe even underwear. Fuck yea! We even do custom shirts for sports teams, events, small businesses, or just you!

1. Jive Turkey makes some badass designs!
2. Jive Turkey does snowsport, apparel, video and graphic design.

by Jive Turkey Co. December 6, 2009

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turkey testicle tickler

To tickle or play with a turkeys testicles, classed as animal rape or sex.
Or if the turkey is dead it is not thought of to tickle or play with its testicles because of testickle diesese formally known as Testicklitistaminaclesis or owch piss of homo!!

you sick bastard

why the hell did you want to know the meaning of this??

by not tellin ass hole May 8, 2005

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