turkey neck siesta

variant to "turkey neck fiesta"

When a group of men place a sombrero onto a sleeping person, then surround it and mastubate onto the sombrero.
Did you hear?....They did the turkey neck siesta on Jenny!
by Captain J Cizzle June 02, 2011
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Two-part Turkey

A weird sex thing, invented by Kim.
"Kim, stop giving Eric a two-part turkey. Your parents are still downstairs."
by CallmeWrex October 18, 2020
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ate her turkey

Man I cant believe I got that drunk that I went home with Sarah and ate her turkey and I made sure to add some homemade gravy ;)
by 5th floor whore November 13, 2013
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turkey chicken breast

a non-chewy object protruding from, but not limited to, a female's chest. Has a savory chikeny-turkey taste, but sometimes tastes like skittles.
You can see Simon Cowell's turkey chicken breasts quite frequently.
by adamlambertissohawtt November 09, 2010
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Turkey banning minecraft

On march 10, 2015, some motherfuckers recommended a ban on minecraft because it's being based on violent lol (cuz u have to kill mob to protect ur stuff = violent)
some people think that they just want attention to become more powerful (by forcing kids to stop having fun) but the ban failed in an unspectacular way
turkey banning minecraft for being too violent but the ban failed lol
by missingno_kekw April 30, 2022
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[turkey, ham] SamBae

A sandwich that includes, one bagel (onion bagels works well) turkey or ham, tomato, mild cheddar, oregano, and pepper. Then toast in oven together. Add mayo and lettuce after toasting then enjoy on a paper plate.
Josh: Hey man, you feel like eating a turkey, ham SamBae?

Zac: No

Josh: Fine, you grundel! (See grundel)
by SkinnyPants January 21, 2009
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Turkey Ham war

war between stupid ham and awesome turkey. Turkey will obviously win and is predicted to win by me(the dictionary)
Turkey ham war should take over everything ever. lunchboxes, backpacks, sandwiches.
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