Troll Bride

A fat women who is geting married, a fat ungly woman with an attitude, smelly fat women who trap you into marring them because there pregnant, a mans wife who lets herself go a turns into a fat fucking pig

A troll bride is that stupid, annoying, loud mouthed, fat, smelly, high foreheaded, ugly bitch, who your best bud is getting married too, because he put his dick in the ugly whore and managed to impregnate her, and whom is now being traped by the ungly lump of pig shit into getting married.

by Pissed off Guy living in Jersey December 03, 2007

Troll King

He thinks it's cool to rotate females in his 'circle', creating a dating wheel that just keeps on spinning. For some reason, the girls are miraculously attracted to the not-so-royal king, and those of us who are outside the 'circle' are wondering what the heck happened to the kid from elementary school who sat on the floor at lunch because no one wanted him at their table.

River: Ugh. Look at him. He's such a troll king.
Bear: Are you kidding me? He's gorgeous.
Sunshine: He wrote me a song... how sweet!
River: Oh God. How are you so blind?

by Melody_Pond June 28, 2011

laggy troll

a term to describe massive diarrhea, or extreme consipation

NOTHING IS WORSE THAN LAGGY TROLL! I gotta go so bad right now.

by Todd Spalding December 07, 2007

troll farmer

One who dies his hair calf scour yellow and drives his 2003 250cc Yamaha Beartracker ATV around the yard with annoying glass packs on it.

A troll farmer is the Honey Badger's cousin.

Mitch's atv makes him look like a troll farmer.
The man looks like a troll farmer.

by legit_dr_derek February 10, 2012

Master Troll

Someone who can stop trolls from trolling.

Man 1: " When we were talking about Charlie Sheen suing CBS, someone told me that he was 'bi-winning,' so I told him to bug off and he did."
Man 2: You are such a Master Troll!
Man 3:Charlie Sheen is a liar and a fake!!!
Man 1: Face it, you're the liar troll!
(Man 3 cries and runs away)
(Man 1 makes awesome face)
PWNED!!!!!!!!!!!

by bashdash4 July 03, 2011

Concern troll

A phrase of absolutely no meaning, used by bloggers to shut down debate on their sites.

"Ignore the concern trolls."

by Sherry_M August 14, 2008

Facebook trolling

The act of scrolling through someones "friend list", looking for anyone you know that you can "friend" for yourself.

Kiki: "Hey Fred, you've been on Facebook for an hour now, what are you doing?"

Fred: "Well Kiki, I'm Facebook trolling my buddies to see if there is anyone worth friending."

Kiki: "Fred, you need to get out more often!"

Fred: "Maybe if I find more FB friends, I will!"

by KLNRDH May 02, 2009