Toilet Confetti

The left-over poop particles after a poop has been flushed.

"I walked in the bathroom and could tell you had a pot party from all the toilet confetti gathered at the bottom of the bowl."

by Diana Clark March 7, 2014

Toilet Dash

When you’re rushing to the bathroom because you gotta poop so bad.

Aw man, I gotta make a toilet dash!

by Conn-06 October 9, 2019

Toilet Jerk

The toilet jerk is when you jerk off on the toilet. Most likely to happen after being denied from a female or before taking a shower.

John: Yo this chick finessed me tonight after she said she was gonna come thru and suck some dick.

Adam: Damn man, rip a toilet jerk and call it a night.

by JT slay November 10, 2022

toilet room wallet

When someone tries to help you out for free with no strings attached (like finding a wallet in a restroom)

Rob was looking for a job so I attempted to extend a toilet room wallet by telling him my job was hiring

by CouncilmanJR February 20, 2022

Skibiti toilet

Another way to refer to a form of brain rot you watch now, or used to watch in the past.

"Oh my god guys MLG was my skibiti toilet"

by K1RB0 P3AS 🥴 February 11, 2024

Skibidi Toilet

skibidi toilet is bad.

dad: hey son wacha doin

small child: watching skibidi toilet!!!!!! ITS MY FAV THING EVER!!!!!!!!!!!! skibity gyatt rizzler fanum tax uwu defined uwuwuwuwuwu

dad: son i think were out of milk, ill be "right back".

by skibiditoiletisbad June 5, 2024

toilet lasagna

when taking a shit, one wipes their behind only to feel another dump coming out, prompting them to wipe again. In rare cases, this urge does not cease after three or more cycles of layering toilet paper atop each successive dump. The layers of TP on top of shit, on top of more TP on more shit, is a textbook case of toilet lasagna.

After 30 minutes in the bathroom, Johnny's love of 7-11 taquitos left the toilet clogged with a foul four-layer toilet lasagna.

by bigdaddytylenol June 10, 2025