hole in one

When put your finger in your ball sack and then after awhile it hardens and you have a ball sack skin cocoon around your finger.

“I left my finger in my sack for a wee bit too long now I got a bad case of the hole in one!”

by Isaiah mark January 15, 2022

Hole in One

when one cums inside their own nostril

John was very horny and finished with a hole in one

by tuckahoe in bed March 12, 2016

Free One

In Italian, the meaning of the name Francesco is derived from the Latin word Francis, meaning free one.

My name Francesco means Free One

by NYC Sunset October 01, 2019

one second

A moment in time when kids don't annoy you.

Kid 1: "Mom, I'm hungry...:eats:..Mom, I need more food"
Kid 2: "Mom, tell him to stop looking at me!"
Mom: "I just need one second."
:Mom goes into bathroom:
Kid 3: opens bathroom door: "Mom, he took my toy and won't give it back!"
Mom: "One Second...One Second..One Second...(kid's name), can I just have one second??"

by DEADMAN#! September 29, 2020

One-Curve

A girl who is large around the mid section, and instead of having many curves like attractive girls do. She has but one curve at the mid section, starting thin towards the head then gets wider and gets thinner toward the feet.

Dude that girl is such a one-curve!

Oh God! Don't look now the one-curve is coming!

by baddleeroybrown September 06, 2010

One Celler

A person who is so unintelligent that it seems they only have one brain cell, contrary to the fact that the human brain has over one billion.

Bobby: “what’s Ronald McDonald’s name?”
Georgie: “What kind of a one celler ass question is that”

by dickinyourass August 26, 2018

Table One

When you get old. At parties you are seated at table one.

I feel so old, Im sitting at table one!

by Jreality7 February 09, 2012