which one is this

A South Afrikan question used to gain clarity over a genuinely confusing topic/occurrence.

E.g. Thabo sees giraffe meat offered as a platter at a restaurant in Sandton.
Thabo: Eh! Which one is this now ?

by iicebear23 September 12, 2019

one swiper

The rare occurrence of only needing one swipe of toilet paper to completely clean your arse after taking a shite.

Jim: "How did that shite go for ye?"

John: "Great, it was a one swiper"

Jim: "Can't bate them"

by rupertthebear March 13, 2014

One Whitman

A boy promoting “mindfulness” activity done by a high school

Guy: “ I ain’t trying to deal with One Whitman today”
Everyone: “One Whitman everybody knows the rules”

by JuanTwo November 18, 2019

Part one

Part one of my two-part definitions

This is part one.

by hifsdf54654654 May 5, 2020

the one-nine

Slang term for CoViD-19, especially when experienced as an illness by an individual.

Sal caught the one-nine and was out of commission for three weeks.

by BettyHumpter October 1, 2020

Hon one

The state of courting or pursuing a person of the opposite sex with the the hopes of engaging in sexual activity

Did you see David over there showing off his police badge to that girl and buying her shots? He couldn't be more hon one right now.

by Jaybone69 December 19, 2014

Zesty One

when someone in your class or house being gay and you proceed to sya Thats one Zesty One

ME: yo see him over there twerking
ARthur; Ya
Me: He a Zesty One

by TheGOATofEVERYTHING! February 8, 2023