testing, 1, 2, 3

That one line everyone says to test their microphone. The most neutral sentence there is.
by woofemasse January 26, 2022
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The Jones test

The Jones test it to test whether you should fuck a girl. Before fucking a girl ask yourself "Can i imagine myself ever having kids with this girl?" If the answer is yes, then and ONLY then can you fuck her.
1."Dude, i fucked this crazy girl and i can't get rid of her now"

2."What the hell, did you not do the Jones test on her first?"
by MosDef May 25, 2020
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testing my Jesus

When someone gets on your nerves, and your anger disproportionate to the situation at times, is testing your Jesus.
If my boss doesn't understand the company policy that he wrote, well, he's just really testing my Jesus.
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testing my Jesus

When someone pisses you off due to their rude, or otherwise bad behavior, and you begin to lose faith in humanity, that person is testing my Jesus
Can you believe Monica? I babysat her cat, picked her up from the airport, and took her to the mall when her car was dead - but when I need a favor, and I wouldn't really call it a favor if she's my bestie, she disappears like a cockroach when the lights come on. Friends like that be testing my Jesus.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 21, 2023
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test test test

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by the fuuuuck? September 22, 2021
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The General Achievement Test (GAT) is a 3-hour exam and aims to test your general knowledge and skills in three areas of study, English, mathematics, and humanities.
Ernest C. Mint: YOU CANT DO THE FUN RUN, IT WILL PRODUCE LITTER POLLUTION AND KILL THE INDIGINOUS PLANTS!!!!!

BSC commitee: Sorry to hear that Ernest C. Mint, We will do something about that immediantly :D

General Achievement Test (GAT) 2024
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wrist test

A test where in you have a woman place her breasts on your forearm. If the breasts extend/fold over your forearm, she is said to "pass". A gauge for the breast lover.
My ex-girlfriend got way too big, but the sex was good and she had no problem passing the Wrist Test!
by Chucks Pickle February 19, 2024
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