Rusty Venture

When you jerk off so much your dick gets red and sore.

It's been so long since I've had a girlfriend that all I have now is a Rusty Venture.

by BrockSamsonsBlueBalls November 25, 2010

Rusty Toiletpaper

When a man wraps penis in sandpaper and has anal sex with a female.

Female 1: what happened to you last night.

Female 2: I don’t remember but I think I got rusty toiletpaper’d by my boyfriend

Female 1: I..AM..SO..SORRY!

by GOASTELOVER69 July 5, 2012

Rusty Accordion

The act of performing fellatio while tickling or fingering the anus

That chick was giving me head, then all of the sudden she put a finger up my bum. She was playing the Rusty Accordion

by iliopsoas September 11, 2010

rusty rhino

When a light skinned nigger pulls his dick out of another guys ass and the "horn" is covered in shit.

Man did you see that porno on cable last night the nigger pulled his dick out to reveal a rusty rhino.

by Niggerhatin'whiteboi July 30, 2017

Rusty zipper

When a man's butt hairs dread together from not showering.

"I've been on this greyhound bus for four days, haven't changed my underwear, eating nothing but Mexican food. I have a wretched rusty zipper "

by Nastycar August 19, 2015

Rusty Venture

Jacking off until your dick becomes red and wrinkly.

I gave myself a Rusty Venture after finding my stash of old porno in the attic.

by kloud7 November 24, 2010

Rusty Venture

An act which involves doing something with a result of something that comes pouring out like somebody stepped on a snack pack. then you will need to find a turkey baster, and you both will have to eat your way out of the tub.

Rusty Venture: An act which involves doing something with a result of something that comes pouring out like somebody stepped on a snack pack. then you will need to find a turkey baster, and you both will have to eat your way out of the tub.

by Rusty Venture's November 24, 2010