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Paper Weight

Noun: A useful person that isn't helpful enough.
Oh thank you Uimet for triggering the boss. We appreciate your bunny ears but that doesn't make you deserving of fucking up and being immune to criticism, you fucking paper weight.
by Endo-Chan February 18, 2020
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Paper bitch

The definition of paper bitch is a person who is just a plain old bitch. He(she)'s a little bitch, he(she)'s a pussy, he(she)'s a paper bitch. This slang word originated in Guelph Ontario by some preppy plaza kids that always go to their spot.
Person 1 "Yo stop being such a paper bitch"
Paper bitch "what's a paper bitch mean?"
Person 2 "the definition of paper bitch is _their__name_____ "
by Bakedd goodies May 24, 2017
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Paper

usually just dies from scissors but against the rock its invincible
i threw a peice of paper at dwayne johnson and he just fell to the ground
by rtx morshu December 14, 2021
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Paper Hoe

An intriguing eduacted female who's head game is so perfect she should be paid for it, but is way to amazing and "Klassi" to be disrespected, because she does it for fun and not a paycheck.
"DUDE that chic is a Total prostitute!! Look at her outfit!"

"NAH she ain't....but she is a total paper hoe....believe me I know!"
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freedom papers

I am working on our freedom papers so we can afford freedom.
by ChiClassFlashback December 30, 2023
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Paper Straws

The worst thing on the planet. Every time you drink out of one it grinds your teeth and it feels like nails on a chalkboard if it was a feeling, you get these horrible chills. The turtles can die for all I care I hate paper straws.
I hate paper straws. #KILLTHETURTLES
by DieselDeletus December 12, 2022
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paper butterflies

Porn. Especially the printed type., and including internet, videos, DVDs, telephone sex talk. IM rooms, the result of which is orgasm with out a partner.

Call it "Virtual Cheating", or a 'victim-less', the problem of Paper Butterflies is the resulting detachment to another person sexually.

Origin: An experiment where it was noted that some butterflies respond to female with bigger spots and brighter colored wings. So experimenters set up paper butterflies with larger spots and brighter colors. Male ignored real females for paper ones. Also see
So Susan was cheating on Bill and got a caught??
Well She was chasing paper butterflies on the computer and forgot to erase the history !
by I am so awful I'm Nameless November 27, 2018
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