variant: mopemouth
when you have done something inexorably foolhardy, and then you, have been stuck with the mope. nothing that you can say or do will regain you a measure of dignity that day. you are stuck with the mope, causing you a bastion of shame until you can incrementally redeem yourself.
when you have done something inexorably foolhardy, and then you, have been stuck with the mope. nothing that you can say or do will regain you a measure of dignity that day. you are stuck with the mope, causing you a bastion of shame until you can incrementally redeem yourself.
gentleman #1: *says something inexcusably dull or vulgar*
gentleman #2: "..."
gentleman #3: "holy shit gentleman #1, you are fucken, stuck with the mope."
gentleman #2: "agreed, you got the mopemouth somethin' awful motherfucker."
gentleman #1: *shamefully recedes into background plotting redemptive act*
gentleman #2: "..."
gentleman #3: "holy shit gentleman #1, you are fucken, stuck with the mope."
gentleman #2: "agreed, you got the mopemouth somethin' awful motherfucker."
gentleman #1: *shamefully recedes into background plotting redemptive act*
by tht! tne April 7, 2005
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by jlw_atl May 14, 2008
Get the stay for the monkey mug.When a vibrator short circuits in an extremely hairy vagina, thus literally shocking the monkey. This is actually the inspiration behind the song shock the monkey as Peter Gabriel is an avid fan of this move.
Matt: Yo how was you're date with that chick?
Johnny: You know we were just makin out and shit then she asked me to go into the shower and shock the monkey, my bathroom still smells like burnt hair
Johnny: You know we were just makin out and shit then she asked me to go into the shower and shock the monkey, my bathroom still smells like burnt hair
by Guy Le Deuche July 27, 2008
Get the shock the monkey mug.A kick ass country song by Rascal Flatts. Tears rolled down my cheek watching the end of the music video.
" What hurts the most, is being so close, and having so much to say, and watching you walk away, and not knowin', what coulda' been, not seein that luvin' you, thats what I was tryin' to do, not seein' that luvin' you, that's what I was tryin' to do, oooooooooooooo"
(A tear rolls down my cheek)
(A tear rolls down my cheek)
by umeskis September 11, 2008
Get the What Hurts The Most mug.To "man the moon" is to prepare the outter moon of the planet Earth for use as a projectile toward an opposing force. It is a slang term referring to the use of an ultimatum toward an enemy or threat. "Man(ing) the moon" originated as a commonly posted phrase exisiting in the lingo of the web site www.4chan.com. When a picture,news piece,subject,etc is posted that is so menecing,threatening,unbeleivable or overwhelming it is beyond the description of ordinary words, it is common in the 4chan community to post the phrase "man the harpoons" with a small avatar of a readied harpoon(s). Likewise, if the forerunning post is particularly impressive, it is then often dubbed necessary to "man the moon". A picture of the moon coliding with the Earth is often posted along with the phrase.
Original 4chan post:"Hey,has anyone heard that Paris Hilton has recently been working on her new carrer as a politician?"
Reader 1:"Man the harpoons!"
Following 4chan post:"Wow,Panic at the Disco has recently stated that they beleive themselve to actually be talanted and intended to be listened to by straight males"
Reader 1:"MAN THE MOON!"
Reader 1:"For the love of god,Panic at the Disco sucks Donkey dick,it's imparative that we "Man the moon" imeadiatley!
Reader 1:"Man the harpoons!"
Following 4chan post:"Wow,Panic at the Disco has recently stated that they beleive themselve to actually be talanted and intended to be listened to by straight males"
Reader 1:"MAN THE MOON!"
Reader 1:"For the love of god,Panic at the Disco sucks Donkey dick,it's imparative that we "Man the moon" imeadiatley!
by Erik Fisher July 5, 2008
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www.themoviebomber.com
www.themoviebomber.com
by Warboss Ghazghull Thraka March 10, 2005
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Adam: oh man, how did all our moms find out about the party we went to on Saturday?
Brandon: Steven told his parents we were seeing a movie instead of going bowling. His mom told Casey's mom, and Casey's mom told your mom, who told my mom.
Adam: The Mom Network strikes again, I see.
Brandon: Steven told his parents we were seeing a movie instead of going bowling. His mom told Casey's mom, and Casey's mom told your mom, who told my mom.
Adam: The Mom Network strikes again, I see.
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