Canada

The only place where you can experience 4 seasons in 1 day

Person 1: Man, why did we have to live in Canada, it went from windier than Detroit to 70 degrees in an hour
Person 2: I know, It was raining this afternoon and snowing this morning!

by IamBW April 27, 2023

Canada's History

As a child, Canada was molested by Stephen Colbert

Yo, I had an uncle who Canada's history ed me.

by ColbertNationRuleZForever February 11, 2010

Take me to Canada

Please make sweet love to me.

My moms brother took me to Canada last night

Take me to Canada daddy

by Winnifred Mueler August 4, 2024

Canada

Dear post number 6 on the word Canada,

You forgot
"My name is Joe and I am Canadian!"

Canada is amazing

by Amazing person you don't know March 13, 2020

canada's history

A sex act where 2 men and 1 women take maple syrup and lather up the stanely cup and insert it into the rectum of the women. The men then proceed to stimulate themselves using the stanely cup. The women preceeds to beat and lacerate the men with the antlers of a moose and teeth of a beaver, to the point of death of one of the men. The other man then uses the organs of the other man as sex toys and nourishment. It is finished up by a double suicide of the man and women by drownding in maple syrup.

Eww... Stephen Colbert just mentioned canada's history.

by sicksega February 5, 2010

Canada's history

Sexual act involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley cup.

"She refused to do Canada's history with me"
"Bitch"

by ghop2 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Having sex with a Canadian's ex-wife.

Hey, I just had a lesson in Canada's history in the break room at the Waffle House.

by The Great White North February 4, 2010