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Fish Food

The thin film of dried shit that flakes off one's penis after not immediately washing your dick following anal sex with a male or female with an insufficiently douched rectum.
Hey Tim, shake some of that fish food off your dick into Rotor's tank, Jamal's cheap ass didn't go to Pathmark last night.
by Gracie's Newports July 2, 2011
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food del freeness

Free food provided by an employee of a restaurant.
Dude, I'm starving and I'm broke. Hook me up with some food del freeness,
by Steve H. March 18, 2005
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Yuppie Food Stamps

The ubiquitous $20 bills spewed out of ATMs everywhere. Often used when trying to split the bill after a meal.
We owe $8 each, but all anybody's got are yuppie food stamps.
by Nat February 13, 2000
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Fast Food Football

A game in which you order food in a drive through, and you have a friend wait somewhere just outside the car (a bush, behind a pole, ect.) and when your order is ready that friend sprints by and takes the food that is being handed to you. You and whoever else is in the car pretend that you have absolutely no idea who that person is and demand another order or your money back. You get twice as much food, or your money back.
John, Eric, Le'Qwonte, and Ian were hungry. They decided to go to Taco Bell and play Fast Food Football. After they ordered, John got out and then as the food was being handed to Eric he ran by and took the food as if it was a football. He then ran around the block. Eric and the other friends then demanded a free order. They got the original order, and a free one. Then they picked up John and everyone was happy.
by btothechizzle April 11, 2010
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Food's Best Friend

Company slogan or mantra for Lucky Dog Hot Sauce
Diner #1: Hey, you try this Lucky Dog Hot Sauce yet?!?
Diner #2: Hells yeah, that stuff is food's best friend!
by Lucky Me December 8, 2012
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Whole Foods leftist

The sort of economically oblivious rich person who would consider shopping at Whole Foods to be a serious way of advancing social justice.
That Whole Foods leftist just told me I was literally Hitler for not driving a hybrid.
by Queen Buttrix September 22, 2016
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Fast Food Fart

When you fart and it smells like the fast food you ate earlier.
Man, I had Wendy's chicken nuggets for lunch today and I had a fast food fart.
by kelly girl January 27, 2009
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