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Pootang blues

When a male isnt get any female attention.
Bob - Any luck with the ladies last night.

Jim - No. Ive got the Pootang blues
by LJAontheJSA April 29, 2011
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Blue Bollocks

A game played by teenagers (typically aged between 13-17) or elderly gentlemen (typical aged between 71-94) in which participants would suffer severe pain-resultant impact to the testicles (nuts, balls, kohoneys or bollocks) and the penis (cock, savage schlong, dick or slender shaft). One would usually get hit as a forfeit or as a punishment for sexually assaulting somebody.

Blue bollocks was a common torture method in the Middle Ages, in American prisons in the 1980s and is still used in British police stations to this day when asking young boys “where they got the knife from”.

It is usually carried out with a baseball bat to the balls or a paintball gun to the same area. It can also be carried out with the flat side of a sword to flatten the testicles.
Man: Did you see my wang?
Wife: Yes. It seems someone attended to it. Sexually.
Man: I did nothing of the kind. I was playing a game of blue bollocks with the lads.
Wife: You were my arse. Get out of the house
by Edward of All Men January 4, 2021
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blue stinger

1. (noun) situation in which one puts a very cold object (such as ice cubes or popsicles) into one's asshole.

Also can be spelled "bluestinger" or "blue-stinger."
1. Yesterday I got an ice cube out of the freezer and gave myself a blue stinger; it was very painful, but it gave me a boner.
by Milo Von Arroe July 20, 2007
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blue chipper

A highly valued person, especially a sports player.
I’ve interviewed many famous people, like Jay-Z or Michael Jordan. So, you see, I get blue chippers on my show.
by Fppm2207 May 23, 2018
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blue the dog

The cutest most lovable and cuddly dog you will ever meet. He’s very energetic and never fails to put a smile on your face. His tail continues to wiggle for infinity and beyond. His nickname is bluie-nay-nay and mr.wiggles.
I love blue the dog he’s my bluie-nay-nay!
by Ray Ray ur Bay Bay January 29, 2020
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Blue Avocado

The revered King of the Rochester area yikyak.
Person 1: "Did you see Blue Avocado's good morning post?"

Person 2: "Yes! Not even my parents cared this much."
by RocYikYak December 11, 2022
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Blue Site

It's a popular site for family education. The site most popular videos are Steps video. The site has blue background and an awesome environment.
Some videos on Blue Site:
Stacy : I brought my friends Lana , Gina , Luna, and Savannah who is stuck under the bed go gelp her.
Step brother: of course, I always wanted to help Savannah....

You know how it goes after...
And if you don't see step sis
by Second Head of Blue Site June 1, 2022
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