Jakey Bear

An awesome cuddly guy named Jacob. He is sweet, romantic, passionate etc. This is a name your girlfriend gives you.

Oh, Jakey bear, i love you so much!<3

by jrawrzky April 22, 2011

mother-bear

Verb: To dominate or completely kick a task or person's ass.

Best used when accompanied by a swipe of the hand and shake of head. Growl recommened.

I just mother-beared that presentation last Saturday.

Watch out punk or I'll mother-bear your ass.

by Bostan July 18, 2009

talk to a bear

When you're camping and you have to shit so bad that you walk off with some t.p. and squat next to a tree and poo.

"You guys have any t.p.? - cause I gotta go and talk to a bear!!"

by Stupid White Honky December 12, 2006

Bear Fan

Someone who still lives in 1985

"That bear fan wears parachute pants because that is what was popular last time they won a super bowl"

by Skarc September 3, 2013

fozzie Bear

A broad who hasn't shaved in a while.

Oh my damn! This bitch legs look like fozzie bear!

by aurora83 January 17, 2009

booga bear

a bald, fat, ugly black woman

don't go down that part a town...ain't nuttin' there but rats and booga bears.

by tony January 28, 2004

Bear Claw

A pair of sagging, floppy vagina lips.

Shes crapped out so many babies that all shes got left of her vagina is a bear claw... But I'd still hit that...

by MetalMan32 March 3, 2011