When you're camping and you have to shit so bad that you walk off with some t.p. and squat next to a tree and poo.
"You guys have any t.p.? - cause I gotta go and talk to a bear!!"
by Stupid White Honky November 9, 2006
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When you talk to someone and they either; don't care, don't listen, don't understand or didn't hear you correctly, or at all.
God! That (insert name of dusty old teacher past retirement) doesn't listen, it's like talking to a dead bear.
by 15989232 September 26, 2006
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Taking a dump. A reference to Bear and the Big Blue House’s potty training episode.
“Where have you been?”

Sorry I was talking to bear
by JGbirdy December 21, 2022
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