jake wakely

A guy who is gay and has no life and no friends and likes balls.

Wow that kid is such a jake wakely

by Panda Coll August 07, 2017

Shaky Jake

An aircraft that has scheduled trips but is precariously close to breaking and not able to complete trips.

Scheduler: "Hey, Mechanic. Is 431HF going to make it's trips in 2 hours?"

Mechanic: "It's shaky jake brother, shaky jake."

Scheduler: "dam, so you're telling me it's not broke or fixed right now."

by Not A Mechanic July 23, 2011

jake sims

a hot piece of crotch and id like to suck the nipple tip of his penis

yummy yummy he was soo jake sims

by sexxooor April 22, 2011

Jake Stewart

A piece of shit douchebag who cheats on his wife all the time and lies out of his ass.

Don’t pull a Jake Stewart and fuck your life up.

by Queen😘 May 15, 2018

Jake Valenzuela

The shortest man on the face of Planet Earth

Omg your so Jake Valenzuela, it’s embarrassing tbh

by gamernic12 November 15, 2021

Jake Rice

The definition of annoying the most stupid person alive. He is gay with everyone in the world and is the worst person alive. spoiled brat only child

Jake rice is an idiot

by Timymymymy November 16, 2018

Jake Pauling

Being a gay faggot that loves to film dead people

>Oh did you see him?
>Yeah he is Jake Pauling again

by Nigger Faggot the Gay faggot March 29, 2018