touched naughties

having sex

bob: so, how'd far you get?

derek: yeah, we touched naughties

bob: you sly fox!

by lucyyyyyy December 9, 2008

Touch a stiffy

When a heaps rough person leaves a nightclub in his undies asks ppl for a favour on their way to work but gets in a fight with a lawyer that’s also a secret ninja

That dude pitched a tent in his ripped undies and left the nightclub to touch a stiffy bro now we can’t say if he’s been knocked out or he’s having a Power Nap

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

In a feel of a touch

In a short time, in a jiffy, very soo, in a blink of an eye, very quick.

Say hi to Nelzealours. I will find you in a feel of a touch.

Cheerio!

by Nelzealours Motoe December 17, 2023

Touch Grass

Used back in the late 90's early 2000's as a hip way to say Fuck off

Hey, touch grass old man!

by Leftforlife June 16, 2024

-touches femur bone-

This term is used in a role play situation. Mostly used by furries the term, “touches femur bone” is used in a formal role play situation.

Bob: Howdy, you lookin darn tootin cute. Furry: -touches femur bone-

by stalebagel February 14, 2021

Touch Hole Deep to a 9ft Indian

When something is very deep, usually in reference to snow. Or the depth equivalent to the distance from the ground to a 9 foot Indian's butthole.

The snow was touch hole deep to a 9ft Indian.

by AKD527!! June 9, 2024

Satan's touch

When you're taking a shit and the turd falls forward and touches the tip of your dick

Bruh, I just dropped a massive shit and felt Satan's touch. I'ma need a whole new dick now

by Your Mom692 February 8, 2023