Thumb Calorie

The energy wasted on useless texting

I can’t waste another thumb calorie on this convo with you Josh and Gina

by wheresward October 22, 2018

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Kentucky thumb

When she wants you to slap her during sex but you just stick your thumb in her ass.

I asked him to give me a few rounds of slaps but he just gave me the 'ol Kentucky Thumb.

by Hairerra May 20, 2021

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Thumb Junkie

The user of many a thumb. Also known as a Thumb Jockey, this is used to describe someone who is not such a fan of the traditional "2 in the pink - one in the stink" method.

Haw mate she's a pure thumb junkie

by Rossyboy619yermaw June 12, 2016

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squeaky thumb

A feeling in the hinge of your thumb after playing too many video games.

Rob: Hey, wasn't playing COD all night last night a good idea or what?
Bob: It was fun, but I got a cereal case of squeaky thumb from it.

by The Squid Pizza May 12, 2014

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Dobani Thumb Piano

Flicking a pussy in the motion of texting (with 2 thumbs)

Dude, I gave my first Dobani Thumb Piano at the party last night!

by therealconnorgriffith December 24, 2016

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thumb-tied

In texting the inability to be witty, clever (or even coherent) when it's important to make a favorable impression.

She: Huh? Wht a dorky comment.
He: Uh, sorry, I get all thumb-tied when having text with a new girl--nervous, can't think of what to say uh do you like dogs?
She: Chill. Take a Beta blocker. SYL. Not! dork.

by Richmond RichardHof February 24, 2009

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