Sam Golbach’s Nipples

sam’s nipples are at least nob existing. with the size of at 1/2 a centimeter, i’ve had mosquito bites larger than them. we love you sam! and your tiny nips

sam golbach’s nipples are so tiny!

by sam’s nipples October 13, 2020

Sam O´Nella

A moderately famous YouTuber who makes funny, and sometimes satire videos about the anal´s of history. His sub-count as of writing is 3.32 Million, and his last video was made somewhere in the year 2019. It is commonly believed by the people of the Sam O´Nella SubReddit that he left because of college. It is my personal opinion that his channel is very underrated and deserves more attention, he´s funny AND educational.

Sam O´Nella is a fucking chad.

by se5drtfyguhijo January 5, 2022

Laughing Sam's Dice

LSD. Comes from a really wild song by Jimi Hendrix, "The Stars That Play With Laughing Sam's Dice." AKA "STP With LSD." Sounds REALLY good with Laughing Sam, himself.

Don't open that door!
Don't open that door!
Don't open that door!
That's the way it goes...

by staccato brainstem February 17, 2005

uncle sam

A movie from the makers of Jack Frost and Maniac Cop.

Uncle Sam has a cool holographic poster.

by MK Ultra supersoldier January 1, 2005

Sam Hornish Sr.

Easily mistaken with the Sam Hornish Jr., the Sam Hornish Sr. is a more godly act. Like "the Jr.", "the Sr." starts with the placing of one's scrotum on or in anothers beverage, but what makes this feat so amazing is that the drinker knows what has happens to his or her drink and drinks it anyway.

We all think Morris might be gay because he let Mirav Sam Hornish Sr. his pink lemonade.

by Rahdagh August 9, 2009

What in (the) Sam hill

What the hell...
(An elaboration of what. Sam Hill is a euphemism for hell. Often with the force of an exclamation. See examples for variations.)

What in (the) Sam Hill is going on around here?

What in (the) Sam Hill do you think you are doing?

by AmSh August 19, 2012

sam r’s theory

the theory is that certain times of the day go by slower or faster than others even though they’re the same amount of hours..example, 7 am to 8 am goes by faster than 10 am to 11 am.

boy 1: woah dude it’s already 8:45?
boy 2: dude last time i checked it was 7:15

boy 1: it’s sam r’s theory!!!

by kittyluver22 March 18, 2022