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Matt-oan

🧢 cap
Matt-oan is 🧢 I am the GOAT (therefore he's cap)
by Whatugondo October 17, 2020
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Mattes

Mattes has the largest penis like the world has never seen it before. he doesn't have to worry about women because they all find him attractive anyway. Mattes is a very nice person he even gives a few women to his friends.
Friends: oh you See mattes oberthere, he is really nice and shares his girls
by Petermavai November 24, 2021
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Ranga Matt

Ranga Matt is the biggest ranga i have ever met his luscious golden orange hair looks delightful when being son upon by the gleaming orange sun shining the same colour as his hair.
oi cunt your a massive ranga wanna smash???

Ranga Matt
by rangalover69 May 21, 2019
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Matt Brooks

Do you see Matt Brooks over there? What a babe!
by Icantake5upthebutt January 16, 2024
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Matt forsied

Being absolutely shit at hockey and every sport and having ur dad beat u with a belt every night
Playing b hockey and being so shit that u dad beats you that's Matt forsied
by 69caramucker69 December 15, 2018
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Matt’s Fasting

Restraining from carbohydrate foods for an extended period of time following a period of excessive carb loads. During this period of Matt’s fasting one will only eat increased amounts of protein rich foods while abstaining from all carbs.

This is often associated with the religion of fitness and should be practiced only by those who seek to be fit
While seeking to cut the fluff from his body and also continue to experience muscular gains Matt explained to Mel the practice of Matt’s Fasting and all of its amazing possibilities for the mind, body and soul 🙌🏽
by Thatguytho1789 June 12, 2022
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Matt Munro

Matt Munro is the alter-ego of famous singer Ed Sheeran. Ed discovered that he needed to have a disguise from the paparazzi so he transformed into Matt Munro, moved to Australia and attends St Kevins college. The only giveaway that it's Ed Sheeran is his fluffy, greasy, recently-cut RANGA HAIR.
"Is that Ed Sheeran?"
"Nah bruh its just Matt Munro"
by aquabitch.com July 29, 2021
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