Golden Bear

A gay man who is stocky and hairy is referred to as a bear. A man with similar features but blonde hair is a golden bear.

"That husky, hairy blonde guy is a golden bear" bear

by G-FRY July 28, 2009

Golden Retriever

A sexual act consisting of urinating in a partner's anus or vagina and then slowly sucking it out with one's mouth.

"Dude, I went on a date with Emily!"
"How'd it go?"
"Not so good. She wanted me to give her a golden retriever."
"Would it be cool if I gave her a call?"

by Stinky Schulman January 7, 2012

Golden Larkin

When two gay males are having anal sex and the pitcher cums in the takers ass and then the pitcher pisses in the takers ass to clean out all the cum out of the ass hole.

"Hey Dave can i give you a Golden Larkin?" "Yea Joe i want that so bad i want my ass hole clean."

by Joe H. Larkin October 24, 2008

Golden bat

The bat your wife keeps deep in the back of the closet,when you come back home after being caught cheating,she will take it out from time to time and beat you with it,this life of bat is intefinate

A magical bat you wife takes out at any time to beat you over past actions, Hence the golden bat

by the man who gets the bat March 17, 2014

golden loggie

otherwise known as a "mudcake" eg a very messy stool.

Look at the golden loggie marc left in the dunny!

by Silver September 4, 2003

Golden Oreoed

When three white people have a threesome, different from being oreo cookied.

I want to be golden oreoed by those two guys, they are fiiiiiiiiiiiine.

by FancyNance August 31, 2011

Golden Hello

To be urinated on by seven or more men which then scream hello in your face until you cry golden tears of joy

GOLDEN HELLO GOLDEN HELLO FFS GOLDEN HELLO *cries*

by SGTKM1 December 7, 2009