douch meister

The co-leader of a douchnozzel
Dude, did you see Tom today?
yea man, he's a freaking douch meister!
by soNOTdouchnozzel May 28, 2010
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Douche Canoe

somebody who exceeds the regulations of normal douchebaggery, thus is a douche canoe
^ emma: whats that smell?, it smells like dick!!!
^ adam: seriously dude, ur a douche canoe
by adamINTHEVAN July 14, 2011
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Douche-Diego

Referring to San Diego, CA, which is known to have a higher percentage of douche bags than most american cities.
Look at that overly tanned guy with the sole patch, I bet he's from Douche-Diego

Wow, that guy's eyebrows are penciled in, he must be the mayor of Douche-Diego.
by infamous8 June 02, 2010
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Douche licker

One who licks douches :-)
Hey, Eric!! Lick this douche (Eric "Yummmy" )
by Justin February 27, 2005
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douche bag

A man who has many trappings of success, but who also lacks a fundamental social self-awareness, and who most people view with derision for their lack of taste, humor or any real substance.
That douche bag wouldn't get off his cell in the elevator; apparently his hedge fund is doing well, and he's getting Vodka-Red Bull martinis with his pals after work. Not that I needed to know.
by Ryan99 November 25, 2007
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douche juice

1) The liquid that accompanies a douche bag.
2) An alternate way to call someone a douche bag. The insulter simply implies that the insultee has consumed the douche bag liquid.
Bobby Evans: Pancake cock.
Luis: You're full of douche juice, fag.
by HugeBreasticle April 03, 2005
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concert douche

Dumbass guy who thinks his girlfriend needs to wrapped in his arms the whole time in the front row of show and gets pissed if someone in the crowd hurts her.
Guy1:
"That concert douche wants pussy so bad"
Guy2:
"this crowd is nuts what the fuck is he thinking?"
Guy1:
He's thinking he wants his girl in the hospital bleeding from the face.
Guy2:
No shit? Concert Douche!

by WhyDoYouStare? December 18, 2008
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