Swag in a Bag

A phrase that describes an awesome situation or incident.

"Went to a party with free beer, got wasted and partied all night long! Swag in a Bag!"

"Accidently ran into a nude beach filled with hot people! Swag in a Bag!"

"Got a flat tire in front of a tire store! Swag in a Bag!"

"Walking in the park , found a lighter, it worked! Swag in a Bag!"

by stubbzz November 28, 2013

shatter-bagged

When a male is kicked in the groin area.

During the fight, Shawn shatter-bagged the assailant, ending the hostility immediately.

by Shawner February 8, 2010

Sloar bag

It is an offensive term towards women. Meaning Slut/whore and bag. Like Douche bag... but sloar.

" You tranny!!!"
Response: " SLOAR BAG!

by Tranny dick-in-son September 3, 2010

douche bag

Douche bags are smug, smarmy assholes, who are too pussy to physically be assholes.

Douche bags may pretend to be oblivious to their surroundings, and will respond with a shit eating grin and a phony apology if their wrongdoings are exposed.

"I don't like assholes, but douche bags are the worst."

"Jared may seem like a 'nice guy', but we all know that he is a douche bag."

Cool people = assertive individuals
Assholes = aggressive individuals
Douche bags = passive-aggressive individuals

by capnbarfy October 13, 2011

Lumber Bag

A term used to describe the scrotum. It is derived from the Latin term that describes the penis as "lumber."

"Bryant just took a shot to the lumber bag while playing street hockey, he may not have kids after that one."

by Growly the Grizzly October 18, 2017

Biffle Bagging

Crazy, Insane, Amazing, AWESOME Sex/sexual activites that partake between two biffles, or best friends.

Wow, last night was so crazy. I was over her house last night and we ended up biffle bagging. Hey there, fuzzy line between friend zone and bromance.

by ChristoferCraig May 29, 2011

diddle bag

When someone ejaculates into a plastic grocery bag.

The amount of noise the diddle bag created woke everyone else up in the room.

by JFR16 March 24, 2017