Amanda shuffle

Amanda shuffle is when one farts as they walk back to car after getting a score. As the person walks the uncontrollable flatulence is released with every step causing the shuffler to clench and tighten the booty making them look like a speed walker competitor. While the shuffler is trying to control the flatulence their head is doing circular motions in a zombie like way.

Omg jayde did you see that. She was doing the Amanda shuffle she is out the gate!!!

by 19mike oxlong19 July 25, 2022

Laos Shuffle

The dance my grandfather does when I talk to him about the war. Usually consists of a weird breakdance on the floor, lasting for many minutes.

HOLY SHIT my grandad is doin the Laos shuffle

by EggplantAddict(cocaine) September 4, 2022

A Shuffle child

A child who has many siblings. From 5 siblings upwards.

Person L: I've got 50 siblings
Person A: wow, so you're a shuffle child?

by Thedarklol September 13, 2022

custard shuffler

Act of regular shuffling of ones spunk into neat order from ones fingers after a solo or assisted wank

He was known to be an avid custard shuffler and would often wear gloves in public.

by Dame Esme O'Ring October 3, 2022

Comparative suffering

You ever hear Dave Chappelle’s comparative suffering joke.

Hym “I’m not going to play comparative suffering with you, bitch, if it was the other way around and I was parading myself around on YouTube regurgitating Dr. Jeepjorp’s diary entries and you found out about it you wouldn’t fucking defend me for doing it. So, you can eat a dick.”

by Hym Iam October 5, 2022

The Scuffle of 1812

The war between the corrupt forces of Ohio, led by the evil clone of Demetrius Demarcus Cousins III, and the forces of earth, led by The Great Beyonder, and Demetrius Demarcus Cousins III. This scuffle devastated the planet and killed the evil clone of Demetrius Demarcus Cousins III. Afterwards Demetrius Demarcus Cousins III rose to power and ushered in a new age for Ohio.

Old Man: "My grandfather witnessed the scuffle of 1812 and barely escaped with his life."

Child: "Whatever gramps! All of that Ohio conspiracy stuff is so fake! I bet that you read it on facebook!"

by Servant 1832E October 28, 2022

Schwarzenegger shuffle

Noun

The act of making a trash dad joke and repeating making a shuffle (small dance) after finding how unsuccessfully successful the joke was.

Schwarzenegger shuffle: singular; Schwarzeneggers' shuffles: plural, the act of many people doing once or more than once.

Dad's friends and our family were at the table eating dinner, dad makes a shitty joke and he and his friends do a Schwarzenegger shuffle on or near the table.

by Dr. DaddyChadensky January 29, 2023