morning bone and stone

Waking up immediately jerk off and smoke weed

morning bone and stone is: waking up and jerking off then smoke weed without getting up

by Dingledine’s diary September 11, 2023

Stone girl

Women born without vaginas. The symptom is known as vaginal agenesis.

Source of the word is most likely Chinese, from 石女, which literally means “stone girl”.

John: I just found out last night that Alice is a stone girl, how am I supposed to hit home run?
Tom: Oh bro, that sucks.

by Ointmaster October 7, 2023

stoned as a rock

When you penis is harder than hard.

Alex: Hey your penis is hard.
Drew: Yeah, it's stoned as a rock!

by solutionitis November 21, 2021

zach stone

zach stone is a sexy hot beast. like so sexy hes also FAMOUS!! he has a shoe called zach stone is gonna be famous and he has the best bf, connor!

zach stone is so sexy

by zach stone fan November 21, 2021

Stone Woods

the blackest kid i know. niggga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga

dat nigga stone woods.

by Fishy ass kid October 19, 2019

stonee

Sexy babe with tiggo bitties and tiny waists. Makes you chub just by looking at her. She’s ditsy and always seems stoned like her name.

P.S. Will you marry me? 😍

Him: “Stonee, ur so hawt. Will you kiss me?”
Her: In a ditsy laugh, “Hahaha whatever”!

by fuddfudd November 15, 2020

Stoned

getting/ got (verb);

In a video game, dying from fall damage when it could have been prevented but you fudged it.

Derived from youtuber "StoneMountain64" suggesting to people to manually press your parachute at the last moment to avoid being a target, however in practice it leads to becoming a pancake more often than if you had just used the damn parachute earlier.
The term was created by 'Neebs Gaming' in thier Call of Duty: Warzone animation episode "Fall Damage"

I got stoned, but I know I pressed the parachute button!

by Badjer47 November 24, 2020