Special kind of stupid

To go above and beyond the call of duty for the stupid, bringing stupidity to a whole new level! It takes a real special person to make all those around you in awe of how stupid you and your comments or actions are. You are a special kind of stupid.

When Jimbo decided to use a match to look into his gas container to see if it still had gas in it, we realized Jimbo was a special kind of stupid!

by SubSonar May 28, 2022

Special Needs Goose

The name by which we must now refer to the animal formerly known as the Mongoose.

Me: Look, son - that's called a mongoose.
Zoo Employee: Excuse me - but you can't say that.
Me: Huh?
Zoo Employee: It's a Special Needs Goose.
Me: For fuck's sake.

by I am Iron Man! July 1, 2009

blue flame special

A derogative term that borrows from both the concept of the "blue-plate special" and the practice of "blue flaming" to suggest a generic knucklehead, most likely male.

Son, you're a regular blue flame special- young, dumb and full of cum.

by jshmish September 20, 2009

The Daniel Laruso special

Used to describe a situation when a person is fighting a smaller and less aggressive enemy but got knocked the fuck out because he doesn't know how to avoid a blatantly telegraphed kick or hit.

Johnny just got his KTFO. He was knocked out by some scrawny kid sticking his foot in the air and he just ran right into it. He caught the Daniel Laruso special.

The brothers gotta learn how to duck.

by Lord Fabulous September 15, 2009

Zak Craig Special

Zak Craig Special: A filthy sex move named after a famous Infiniti G37 car forum admin loved and hated by many.
"When you and your liberal minded friends snowflakes circle jerk onto a picture of replica wheels (which are normally used in slammed camber gang car shows). The last one to ejaculate loses the competition and then must perform oral sex on the anuses of the winning participants.

A butthurt forum member was performing the Zak Craig Special and failed to finish on time so he had to eat the booty like groceries.

by stereoguy247 October 10, 2017

Jinxy Cat Special

a drink...a shot of Jack chased with a shot of Jager

Jens lost the bet and had to take a Jinxy Cat Special after getting pummeled in Madden.

by Mr.pizzaman55 November 24, 2010

Jeff Sokol special

A pepperoni/salami pizza

Chris went to Planet Pizza and ordered a Jeff Sokol Special.

I wanted to make the usual Jeff Sokol special at home but my vegan date was coming over, so I used vegan pepperoni and vegan cheese instead.

by Rian Gigs January 29, 2023