smashed the pasty

a vague reference to an undefined sexual act.

Most likely to be a euphemism for masturbation.

Can also be used as 'smashing the pasty.' (To be in the act of.)

"I've just smashed the pasty on her face"

by _linzi December 12, 2011

chicken smash

When you want to eat chicken and smash

"Hey girl wanna chicken smash?"

by JkSarge March 20, 2017

Golden Fruit Smash

The action of kicking someone in the balls while he is pissing.

Jayden got a golden fruit smash at the party last night for pissing on a couch.

by DissentOfMan July 19, 2011

Smashed in

When an persons body part such as a asshole or vagina becomes sexually traumed, or abused and overused.

Last night Max smashed in Marks asshole

by Gemzdee July 22, 2020

Go some Go smashed

used only raining while it have been dropping so on then stop it suddenly and then it become big raindrops soon force silly

I hate f*ck of this rainy , Go some Go smashed. made me soaked !

by K'ev August 15, 2011

Smashing DrMario

Something Mania does to her all the time in her tight black asshole 🤑🤑

Person 1: "Yo bro what you doing"
Person 2: "I'm just smashing DrMario"
Person 1: "Say no more she's so tight and sexy I love her fat ass aswell."

by ImAvaricious March 03, 2024

Smashing the Blackberry

Accidently on purpose entering the back door while shagging doggy style.

We were doing it doggy doggy and i ended up smashing the blackberry

by ProMorriarty April 23, 2012