smashing the pig

To expel ones extra weight from the ball bag by vigorously wanking ones self into a coma

Dean'o - Here John'o you look tired r kid

John'o - Yeah mate I was up until 3am smashing the pig like a boss

Dean'o - You top geeza I bet your crusty dream catcher is ruined

by IT Dave November 25, 2014

Smash

To use a needle or rig to "smash" or inject dope of many different forms usually crystal meth, heroine or fenytal .

Man I need a smash I'm going to freak the fuck out I hate being sick

by B boy fun n joy July 5, 2022

Dumbo smash

when a girl shits on your dick while watching dumbo the elephant on tv and does a backflip

Did that nigga dumbo smash you?

by dumboSmasher99 August 10, 2018

The smash and dash

The act of smashing " having intercourse " with a random, Giving the said random a cream pie, so the chances of pregnancy are high, giving them a fake name, and sneaking out early the next morning after the deed is done, to avoid any possible responsibility for your actions, because you're a lowlife piece of shit

Bro, last night I did the smash and dash, on the bitch I met at the bar last night, The best part is I gave her a fake name, now she's going to be a single mother, "bro that shit is hilarious "

by Harry ballsak August 21, 2018

Mud smashing

Anal sex wherein there is fecal matter in the anal canal

Dude, last night I went in for anal and ended up mud smashing.

by Fuck1000 March 7, 2017

Rob Smash

Rob Smash - to completely dominate a situation, vanquish an opponent or utterly destroy an object. Tasmanian devils drink tiger blood before they Rob Smash.

He completely Rob smashed that dude in the boardroom

That truck was freaking Rob Smashed.

by Bobert49 June 9, 2023

chicken smash

When you want to eat chicken and smash

"Hey girl wanna chicken smash?"

by JkSarge March 20, 2017