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Steve

He can carry 21,175,603,200 (21 Billion) pounds and can still run at 12.5 Mph
Yet he can't carry 17 eggs
Person: "Hey who is that guy?"
Other Person: "He's steve"
Person: "How can he carry 21 Billion pounds, but he can't carry 17 eggs?"
Other Other Person: "That's the problem"
by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 March 16, 2020
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The Steve

The ultimate sender of a group when it comes to anything especially drinking alcoholic beverages. He will not turn down any drink and will chug it faster than anyone.
You will call him the Steve after he has just sent a challenge so hard and the boys respect it.

Me: Bro you are the steeveee.
Friend:Shot bro I just chugged a few beers.
Or shot bro I just back flipped off a 100m cliff onto land.
by The pigg June 11, 2020
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Steve

The most amazing boy you will ever meet. The love of everyone's life even if they dont know it yet.- from your love.
Man-you know steve?
Woman‐ ya that's my boyfriend!
by Babydickenergyman November 18, 2020
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Steve

A finger puppet (raccoon) that many harrass unrentlessly and put through indescribable pain
"Me and my friend beat up steve and play tennis with him as the tennis ball"
by Albertomybeloved July 31, 2022
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Steve Yoo

Korean name: Yoo Seung-jun (유승준), he is the absolute most HATED Korean in the whole fucking world, and with BORDERLINE good reason.

To provide context: He was a high-profile celebrity during the 90s and early 2000s in Korea, but when it was time for his mandatory military service like all eligible male citizens are required by law to do, he pussied out and became a US citizen so he didn't have to do it. Naturally, the entire Korean public lost their fucking shits to astronomic levels (and rightfully so), and had the treasonous piece of shit banned from the country permanently. Good fucking riddance.

And on behalf of every Korean in the world, all I can say is I want nothing more than to have this draft-dodging piece of shit get raped by an elephant while passing kidney stones the size of watermelons at the same time 24/7.
A: "Who's Steve Yoo and why do Koreans hate him so much?"
B: "Because of what he did that makes him more hated than Hitler."
A: "But all he did was choose not to go to the army..."
B: "Exactly."
by Mangost8en October 20, 2024
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Steved

I can’t believe you trusted him, you’ve been steved.
by BoNugget February 14, 2024
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Steve

oh look there's Steve going to punch a tree
by Hacker239283 February 21, 2024
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