kevlar flat smack

To smack a soldier on the ass with a nice piece of fresh kevlar

Hello fellow soldier care to give me a kevlar flat smack?
Why yes fellow soldier i would love to flat smack that ass with some kevlar
*proceeds to smack that sweet ass*
*gay buttsex proceeds with the soldiers ripened ass receiving some bomb ass dick*

by Devin the pedophile April 27, 2017

I'ma smack

To be angry or to want to smack someone

I was at the store and someone took the last easy Mac so I yelled I'ma smack because I am mad and I want to smack him

by Fun llama April 17, 2018

Tic Tac Smack

When u have small male genitalia and you try to get down on a girl. Can be used as an insult.

“Hey Jordan you are going to give that girl a Tic Tac Smack.”

by McMuffin81 June 29, 2018

Dig'm Smack

when a female straddles any part of your body and dips down too low and gives you a wet pussy m
smack on ur leg or whatever.

stand over my face and squat down and give me a dig'm smack right on my mouth

by AceCool250 August 14, 2019

Can I smack your dick

what you say to your friends when you want to hit their Njoy

yo, Jay can I smack your dick bro?

by Just a random chick October 9, 2019

jaunty jiggle sacks

tits, boobs, breasts.

damn girl, you got some jaunty jiggle sacks

by kira121 September 16, 2020

Silicon Valley Smackdown

When two Techies have an argument over a topic/object and they get into a physical altercation, it is called a Silicon Valley Smackdown

"Hey Mark, did you and Luke see what happened in the yard earlier, Larry and Tim got themselves into a Silicon Valley Smackdown"

by MuskiChayse October 4, 2020