smash the pumpkin

phil is going to smash the pumpkin tonight
by ThePumpkinSmasher December 11, 2015
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Texas smash

When you leave a giant cum load on your hookups pillow, face and bed before you exit in the morning unannounced. And holler their name as you walk out & slam the door.
It was great last night with Veronica but I left her with a Texas smash this morning 💦 💦 💦!
by Loadsofjizz!!! March 12, 2023
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Info Smash

Cutting something random from wikipedia and pasting it as a comment under someone's facebook status.
Marcus Fiffer- is starring at the wall cause there is nothing good on tv...

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Don Landor-
Spandex, or elastane, is a synthetic fiber known for its exceptional elasticity. It is stronger and more durable than rubber, its major non-synthetic competitor. It is a polyurethane-polyurea copolymer that was invented in 1959 by DuPont chemist Joseph Shivers. When first introduced, it revolutionized many areas of the clothing industry.

"Spandex" is a generic name and not derived from the chemical name of the fiber, as are most manufactured fibers, but an anagram of the word expands."Spandex" is the preferred name in North America; in many European countries it is referred to as "elastane".

The most famous brand name associated with spandex is Lycra, a trademark of Invista (formerly part of DuPont). Such is the prominence of the Lycra brand that it has become a genericized trademark in many parts of the world, used to describe any kind of spandex. Invista discourages such use, protecting its trademark vigorously.

Other spandex trademarks include Elaspan (also Invista's), ROICA & Dorlastan (Asahi Kasei) and Linel (Fillattice).

Marcus Fiffer-
Damn your info smashing!
by SushiMonster555 October 18, 2009
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Dry smash

Barreling full speed ahead with zero preparation and or forethought.
Having never seen the slide deck before, the manager dry smashed his way through the presentation, leaving his audience cringing.

Alternative: fucking with no lube
by Wariomario June 08, 2019
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Piggy Smash

no one:

piggy smash: delete piggy game of roblox
piggy smash is an trash piggy based of game dat minitoon took down so now they want to take dat ze real piggy.
by HaHaMousyGoBrrr October 21, 2020
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belly smashed

Placing your penis in the bellybutton, and then continuing to have sex in it.
He belly smashed the hell out of her with his two inch hammer
by James Gresham November 15, 2023
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